Pure Acoustics SWB-285 White Sound Bar And Subwoofer 285W

Writer's blockOurs is about 3 feet by 3 feet, and on our left is the account's block. The marketing block is down the hall. We're joking. Obviously. Ours is at least 5 by 5, and on Wednesdays we're allowed to write in coffee shops to maintain the illusion that we're "successful" and "writerly". Coming up with a write up for the simple sake of a write up does, however, become difficult when we're staring complete lack of creativity right in the face.

But apparently asking management to cancel all the deals for the day isn't a viable fix. As they so delicately put it, it'd be like a comedian having the option to suddenly cancel a show if they're not feeling up to it. Not on our watch, they said. You'll do a write up whether you like it or not, they said.

And be funny, they said. So here we are, doing a write up and being funny. About Enjoy your music and other media wirelessly via Bluetooth or plug into the optical for great sound with a powerful soundbar and subwoofer. Product Features Stream and enjoy music wirelessly from any Bluetooth enabled device 2.1Ch Surround Sound Bar - Full range true cinematic surround sound Wireless subwoofer delivers deep wide bass and life-like sound effects Optical Input - Digitally enhance sound effects, audio and spoken word applications FM Radio - Digital FM tuner with auto scan and 20 presets Easy Setup - One step connection will have you set up in minutes IR Remote Control - Full control over all modes featured via IR remote control